There isn't a woman alive who doesn't silently chuckle at the reality of today's guys: men whose activities begin with self-importance - and inevitably end in slapstick. In this uproarious collection of stories William Thomas, one of Canada's funniest and most politically incorrect writers, portrays silly male specimens and their doings. After writing a thousand humour columns on the subject, the author likes to brag: "I can actually smell the feats of men!" (Many women bought this book and used it as expert testimony in their divorce proceedings.) Meet the author's brother-in-law, Danny, in "A Postie Goes to Portugal"; the Baccardi Brothers in a Cuban cemetery; the man who ate his underwear; twenty naked Pentecostals in a Pontiac Grand Am - and many, many more bizarre and incredible guys.

"A left-handed, knockdown, drag-'em-out tribute to guys and their amazing ability to snatch failure from the jaws of certain success."

Says the author: "I wanted to title this book Men: We Have the Right to Remain Stupid but my mother Margaret said: 'Bobby," (She's ninety years old, eh?) 'Don't be so hard on yourself.' "

This book successfully argues the case that if guys were actually achieving their full potential and evolving as a species, women would just find harder stuff for us to do. There's no shame in stupidity - anything we say or do can and will be used in the next Adam Sandler movie. Let's move on.

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