This collection of 47 stories ranging from Country & Western Song Title Hell to the 7-year-old sales kid next door, The Mary Kay of Sunset Bay was inspired by the tabloid headline "After 32 kids, TIRED MOM STERILIZES SLEEPING HUBBY...Enough Is Enough, she says." And the husband is always the last to know.

Read the intimate confessions from a tortured writer, a man who suffers from Westheimer's Disease (he's in wuv wiff Doctor Wuth) and still has nightmares about the time he tried to talk his 83-year-old mother out of having one breast implant.

Endorsements for the writer and his sense of humour? Wow!

Said William's close friend and Canadian media celebrity, Betty Kennedy: "It's true I had dinner with William once. It was a laugh a minute ... then he stopped eating."

Said William's close friend and the grand father of Canadian literature, Pierre Berton: "He works for me as a researcher, doesn't he? Or he used to, I'm pretty sure.

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